Perhaps I need to explain further. I (and anyone else who wants to enter the contest) have to write a letter asking for advice on some subject from anyone- and then an answering letter full of wise advice from Mrs. Bennet.
That sentence just made me laugh. :D
Anyway, the people who enter the contest are supposed to post their entry on their blog, and then comment on the P&P95Forever Club site with the link to their post.
So, here is mine. It's a letter from Lady Marguerite Blakeney (The Scarlet Pimpernel) to Mrs. Bennet's advice column, I Can Help You Find A Husband (with five THOUSAND a-YEAR!).
Dear Mrs. Bennet,
Oh, dear, I am in such a sorry plight! I really do not know what to do. I recently married Sir Percy Blakeney, Baronet. I thought he loved me, but a mere twenty-four hours after our wedding all love for me seemed to vanish. You see, I, in the foolishness of youth, denounced the Marquis St. Cyr and his family to the French Revolution. He was guillotined. As soon as Percy heard of this, he seemed to lose all love and trust for me. He still gives me many presents and showers jewels upon me, but those don’t make me happy. He seems to be indifferent to my sufferings. I have practically begged him to forgive me, to no avail. Please give me advice! I want my husband's love back.
Very sincerely yours,
Lady Marguerite Blakeney
My DEAR Lady Blakeney,
WHAT an HONOR it is to have a correspondence with such an important personage as yourself! My nerves are so dreadfully in a flutter. I have such poor nerves, Lady Blakeney, and my husband has no compassion on them. It is really terrible of him.
You are so FORTUNATE to have married such a man as Sir Percy Blakeney! A baronet! I wish my girls had been half so lucky. My youngest, dear Lydia WICKHAM, recently married a Mr. Wickham. He is such a charming, handsome man, but as he is a soldier (and a most IMPORTANT one too!) he hasn’t much money to spare. As you are so rich, perhaps you could send him and Lydia a bit of help occasionally. I know they could use some help with their rent, poor souls.
You get presents of jewels and they don’t make you happy? What more could you want? You should not be so selfish. My poor Lydia is so poor, and yet she makes do very well. She is always so cheerful, and never complains.
You are really too lucky. My girls should have caught that baronet. However, I suppose that Jane, my eldest daughter, is much more beautiful than you are, and had he but seen her first, he would have completely forgotten you. However, we cannot all have what we want, and my Jane has five THOUSAND a-YEAR! So I am very happy for her, even though it really would have been better for her to have married Sir Percy. I expect his fortune is very large.
I congratulate you on your extremely fortunate match. It is no doubt much more than you deserve.
Mrs. Bennet, would-be baroness
Well, I hope you like it!
-Miss Jane Bennet